Muse Magnet Prints

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Rogue elephant

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"...My daughter, the model..."

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

Muse/Museli

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

"Now hold that."

'Yeah, I'm a male muse ? you got a problem with that?'

'This isn't working -- I keep sweating into my paint.'

'Admit it - you've gone off me haven't you.'

Lord Alan Sugar

Emoji Writer's Block

Tunnel of Ore

"Sale on 38 Liter Hats."

Judith didn't last long as Picasso's muse