Musing Maker T-Shirts

'If you were interested in what I think you'd read my blog!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Irvine Welsh

Artists at an Exhibition

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

I could have tinkered with it forever, but at some point you have to stop and call art finished.

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

Musicians.

Questioning

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Now you've done it!"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'I think out quarterly report should call it a 'negative upward trend'.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

Billy listened spell-bound as his grandfather told him magical tales about the adventures of his ancestors.

'Your back is never going to get better until you stop playing the piano with a walking band.'

"Do you have any advice for me? I'm writing a children's book."