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Billy listened spell-bound as his grandfather told him magical tales about the adventures of his ancestors.

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

"If only you knew. . ."

God creates humans.

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

'It's King Midas... Quick, take the signs down!'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

'Grandpa, tell us again about you and Great-Grandpa William.'

"Parting the clutter in your room isn't the same as cleaning it, Moses."

"How does the stork figure into this?"

"It's good luck."

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

"John, the bees go on the outside."

"You'll go places in this company. Not really, but with our green screen, we can make it look that way."

'I just had a beer with Edward the Confessor - talk about too much information!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.