Melody Maker's Muse Mugs

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"I made you a mixtape."

Piano Recital

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Guitar Man.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Artist and Musician

Musical notes bubble gum.

Music downloads

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Check out this new store."

A woman playing a keyboard

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"