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Wow, you can play "Flight of the Bumblebee" on the oboe! I took a speed-reeding course.

His master class.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Piano Recital

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Artist and Musician

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Eric Clapton.

Music downloads

Musical notes bubble gum.

Guitar Man.

Six jazz instruments.

Noel Coward.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Caught in the Music

A woman playing a keyboard

May your Christmas be full of harmony

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Check out this new store."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

Jerry Lordan

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Romantic Duet

Sir Edward Elgar