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'Are your knees knocking with stage fright?'

Dick Van Dyke

One man band

I love Harmonica

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Neat Trick.

Rock on!

A woman playing the harp

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

Four children playing the flute.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"I lost the groove."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

I love Marimba

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Music Freak.

"Turn down the bass."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."