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Violin playing Genie

A planet like ours - puppet cobra

Orchestra.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Four children playing the flute.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Rocking Witches.

'Play it again, Sam.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Caught in the Music

"I lost the groove."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

I love Harmonica

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

I love Marimba

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Nick Cave.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

Mummy Musician

"Returns"

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Music Freak.

"Turn down the bass."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."