Melody Creator Prints

'Think Big!'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Marimba

Guitarist

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Piano Recital

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I made you a mixtape."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Musical notes bubble gum.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Music downloads

Eric Clapton.

The Music Seed

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.

"Check out this new store."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

Jerry Lordan