Market Melody Maker Prints

'I've written a love song about big dividend - playing stocks.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Marimba

Guitarist

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Piano Recital

"I made you a mixtape."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Music downloads

Eric Clapton.

Musical notes bubble gum.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

"Check out this new store."

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

Sir Edward Elgar

Romantic Duet

Jerry Lordan

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"