Marching Melody Maker Prints

"Funny - that doesn't sound like 'Louie, Louie.'"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I made you a mixtape."

Cycling with a harp case

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Piano Recital

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Artist and Musician

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Musical notes bubble gum.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Music downloads

Guitar Man.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"Check out this new store."

A woman playing a keyboard

May your Christmas be full of harmony

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

Sir Edward Elgar

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Romantic Duet

Jerry Lordan