Music Creator Pillows

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

The Origami Society...

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

New music conference

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Music producers.

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Golden age of music

Birds with Headphones

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."