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"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Violinist.

Ralph Stanley

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

'I think he is a composer.'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

Person playing the cymbals.

A song that no one's heard.

Hell on trio island

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Consolidated Musical Instrument Factory

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

Tin Pan Alley - There May Be Trouble Ahead

The Poet and Jingle Laureates' Office.

Yeah, I'm a songbird, but I'd rather be known as a singer/songwriter.

Famed elevator music composer Edward C. Quimble, hard at work.

Union of Placard Writers.

Theremin

Old fiddles play the sweetest tunes!

Drummers

The Devil has the best Tunes. Jesus says: 'Oooh, cherry menthol flavour.'

After Hours At Lincoln Center

"It was all of them? Are you sure it wasn't just one who played the offensive music, ma'am?

Giuseppe Fortunino Francesco Verdi.

"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."

'You'll never get to work unless you toot your own horn!'