Band Name Originator T-Shirts

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"The Just Me Band"

Quartet.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Creator's Block

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

A tuba and love hearts

"The guy's a natural!"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Lady practising the clarinet.

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

The Solution!

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

"This is a blind audition, right?"

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

A song that no one's heard.

Alexander Borodin's Ragtime Band

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

Supply was out of harps.

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

Sousaphone Player

At home with the brass section.