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"Call me Ross. I've always wanted somebody to call me Ross."

'They call me... Condor!'

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

"So come on then, why does everyone call you Lofty?"

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

'Struck by lightning, twice.'

'King? Is that a nickname, like Duke Ellington or Queen Latifah?'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'Folks call me 'Nostrils'!'

"Why's your cat called Cheap Loo Paper?"

"We all call him the German 'cause he spends most of his time in the bunker."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Babies vs. Dogs

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

Margaret...Meatball

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.