Name Collectors Mugs

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

"We're delighted to have been grown in the same laboratory as dolly the sheep and Ricky Martin..However, why are we all called Kevin?"

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"Time for bed, guys."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Chicken Road Crossing

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Mr Long and Miss Short.

Misery lit...

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

Go Back

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

Tombstones with convention name tags

"How am I meant to be a lean mean killing machine with a name like 'Twinky'!"

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.