"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"
Name Collectors Prints
Decorate their walls with captivating prints that feature artistic renditions of names. A thoughtful gift that combines creativity and their love for name collecting.
"We're delighted to have been grown in the same laboratory as dolly the sheep and Ricky Martin..However, why are we all called Kevin?"
'We have what might be a very good idea...'
Pet Cemetery.
"Time for bed, guys."
Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.
A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".
'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'
"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."
Chicken Road Crossing
What really became of the boy named Sue.
'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'
Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'
"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"
Misery lit...
Welcome. National Association of People Padding their Resumes with National Associations. And I think you'll agree, our pointless seminars have some really great titles this year!
Mr Long and Miss Short.
"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."
'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'
'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.
'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'
"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."
'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'
Go Back
"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."
"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"
Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.
"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"
City Diner - Out to lunch.
'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'
"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"
Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.
"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."
"How am I meant to be a lean mean killing machine with a name like 'Twinky'!"
Out to lunch (in kitchen).
Name Collectors Prints Collection
Name Collectors Mugs
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Name Collectors Pillows
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Name Collectors T-Shirts
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