Street Name Collectors Mugs

'Realistic council around here.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

Shoes Make The Man

"Time for bed, guys."

"Do you smell something?"

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Would you like to try them out?"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Chicken Road Crossing

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"I think we're in luck!"

Cat shoes - for those who are too busy to do their own walking.

Mr Long and Miss Short.