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'Realistic council around here.'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Robot Jogger

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Pet Cemetery.

"Time for bed, guys."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Would you like to try them out?"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

What really became of the boy named Sue.

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

Chicken Road Crossing

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"Yes, I'm sure it's my glass slipper - arch supports, odor-eaters, and you can see where I chipped away some glass for my bunions."

"I think we're in luck!"

Mr Long and Miss Short.