House Name Collector T-Shirts

House name 'Dunmowin' - Overgrown lawn

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'How old is this vase?'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'