Mystical Moose Lovers Gifts

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"I take it you're the bear foot field goal kicker."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

'Shall I be moth?'

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'I told you there might be some side-effects from the medication.'

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Artist

Canadian Alcoholidaze.

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

Supermoth

A moose carries a woman's things up a hill.

'All I ask is that these ol' antlers don't end up over some dadblamed hunter's fireplace.'

"Did you hear about the Easter Bunny and Father Christmas getting together so we could have Mother's Day and Father's Day?"

Moose-stache

"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."

A vampire preferring to use a napkin when sucking blood.

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

If cows would write fairy tales...

"I'm rather enjoying this." - Moth interrogation under spot light

'Hey Fred! Go get into that centrifuge rotor and let's see that hawk really do a circle dance.'

Flowers to Go

'It's a Vapire.'