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Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

'How are you?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

"Hear no evil? See no evil? Speak no evil? You're all hired!"

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

Mouse shopping after hours

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

ACME Mutton Co.

Nutcracker mice

What inspired me to become a lawyer? The scopes monkey trial, your honor. I love monkeys!

'He's doing one of those open university courses.'

"The subject appears to be using a new form of communication."

'For years, I've had Bobo take care of all my admin paperwork so that I can concentrate on my research: Nobody seems to have noticed...'

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

'Shall I be moth?'

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

Admitting you have a monkey on your back would explain your back pain, that funny smell, and why there's never any peanuts in the break room.

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

'Where's my banana?'