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'Moss suits you.'

Deforestation.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Rose Garden

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I've seen a tulip before."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Is it something I said dear?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

Fox hunting.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

Spotted Owl Migration

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'Must be American.'