Moss Lover Gifts

'Moss suits you.'

Deforestation.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Rose Garden

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Is it something I said dear?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"I've seen a tulip before."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Fox hunting.

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'Must be American.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Hello job security."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Spotted Owl Migration