Doggy Mischief-maker Pillows

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Have you seen me?

Squeaker Trophies

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

"Whoopsie! I accidentally speed dialed the stripper cops instead of the real cops."

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

By the way, my foot's asleep. So, I guess an unscrupulous woman who wanted to play footsie with me could pretty much get away with murder right now. !

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

'I hope you'll be able to keep my name out of it.'

'I don't think this is how we draw them to see who goes first.'

'Hey, Mom! -- You want to hear a dirty story?'