Doggy Mischief-maker Prints

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Squeaker Trophies

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

"Whoopsie! I accidentally speed dialed the stripper cops instead of the real cops."

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

'Hey, Mom! -- You want to hear a dirty story?'

'I hope you'll be able to keep my name out of it.'

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

'I don't think this is how we draw them to see who goes first.'

"Now, tell us what happened, in your own words."