Angel Appreciator Mugs

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'You dance divinely!'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

REINCARNATION DESK, 'There's a pretty long waiting list for Episcopalians, but I can get you into a Hindu right away.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Cloud 10.

"I never thought I would miss billboards!"

Angel surfing on the clouds

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

'You'll get used to this very easily - you always were a deadbeat.'

'Looks like you didn't make the list...but if you can fit through the doggie door, I'll look the other way'

'This is an authentic Valentine -- I got it from Saint Valentine!'

'Feel free to smoke anywhere you want - everyone here's already dead anyway.'

"I just heard that when you die your social security checks stop!"

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'I liked your obituary.'

Vegetarian Heaven

Two drunken angels

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Snow Devil

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven