Angel Appreciation Mugs

"I was a lobbyist, and this took all my skill."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Look man, no wings!'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

The Assumption of Mary

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Mexican angels.

The Reason for Storms

"Bip."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Arch of Triumph Save

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

The Angel's Share