Angel Appreciation Prints

"I was a lobbyist, and this took all my skill."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"Bip."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Mexican angels.

The Reason for Storms

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

The Angel's Share

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"