Angelic Mischief Appreciator Mugs

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Halo Frisbee.

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan