Ironic Angel Appreciator Pillows

'The last thing I heard was 'Go on, you've got the right of way!''

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

The Assumption of Mary

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Arch of Triumph Save

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"I still hate you."

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

Cat Heaven.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."