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"Whaddaya know - 'Made in hell by former sweatshop owners.'"

'After reading all of these glowing obituaries, I thought you'd be taller.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

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An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.