Divine Hobbyists Pillows

Angel

Night-time halo

"OMG, LOL!"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

'We are gathered here...'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

God changes His will.

"I'm taking it all with me. I created everything, and it's mine."

''Halliburton'? Wait a minute! -- I meant for the MEEK to inherit the Earth!'

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

Should I get these copyrighted, or is that covered by "Thou shalt not steal"? (Published previously on Dec. 10, 2002.)

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

Holy water cooler moments

The Water Diviner

"Not too short, or people won't know I'm God."

Smite Golfer or Cow?

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

"It's good....but I know these people...they're gonna want specifics!"

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

'The floods, the pestilence, the plagues...don't you think you could find more constructive ways to express your wrath?'

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

Jesus Suddenly Realizes It's Almost Father's Day

'...Give me a sign.'

'Verily I say unto you, the first shall be last and the last shall be first, while those in the middle will stay roughly the same.'

Do it right the first time.

BEWARE OF THE GOD.

'I just found out that, instead of God, I've been talking to a temp!'

Heaven - sign outside reads, No cameras beyond this point.