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Jesus Suddenly Realizes It's Almost Father's Day

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

CEO.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

'We are gathered here...'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'It's my stool sample.'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

The Water Diviner

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

The Cheese God

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

The wedding-day - first anniversary.

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

"What did your tia Carmen get you for Christmas?"

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

'Yes, son, it's the thought that counts. But I've found it helps if it's an expensive thought.'

'She's behaving just like an adult.'

'I agree the whole thing is crass and commercial but I still expect something huge and expensive.'

Angel

'Wow! A spare head! Thank you!'

Holiday Shopping

Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.