Spiritual Gift Admirer Pillows

"What did your tia Carmen get you for Christmas?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Lactose Intolerant

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Sleeping Beauty

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'First, let me apologize for suggesting you throw horseshoes as therapy.'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Hell's Bells Whisky

Welcome centre

Chilli Quartet

Virgin Mary: World's Best Mom.

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

Say it with flowers

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

Old lady posts adverts for fur gloves over poster of a lost cat,

"You paid to have a grain of sand named after me? You're such an idiot."

Angel ties a blindfold on a jet

'I know we asked for a room with running water,but...'

"I'm not late! You're early!"

Jesus Suddenly Realizes It's Almost Father's Day

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."