Bible Story Appreciator Gifts

'..You call that natural justice?'

"Well thank you very much! You've just woken the baby!"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Little Known Moments In History

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

So … how did you two meet?

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Nanki Poo

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

The creation of the duck billed platypus.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Moses' TV guide.

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'