Angelic Fashionista Pillows

Marriage Heaven

Sir Winston Churchill

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Ass-less Chaps

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

Death of the pope.

'I hate it when she gets perms'

"I guess they really are permanent."

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Steampunk

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

Eating in Heaven.

'You won't find much use for that, most celebrities go to the other place.'

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

Couple in Green

'Most of us choose the wings. Fred picked the hat.'