Angelic Fashionista Pillows

Marriage Heaven

'So, where's the mall?'

Sir Winston Churchill

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Ass-less Chaps

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I hate it when she gets perms'

Death of the pope.

"Eighty percent polyester."

"I guess they really are permanent."

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I see my wife made it in.'

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

Most folks just go with the white.

Steampunk

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

Eating in Heaven.

Couple in Green

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

'Outré!'