Fashion Statement Believer T-Shirts

"Wow. He looks just like me."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

Artsy. Fartsy.

Hairstyles

A woman in prayer

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"My husband's in advertising."

Your Ad Here.

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

"I think she's fully committed to me - She got an 'I'm with stupid' TATTOO!"

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

"We've been trying on religion to see if it fits, and it does."