Fashion Statement Admirer T-Shirts

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

"Now that is one big ass hat."

Hairstyles

Man reads a man's tattoos instead of his newspaper.

Tattoos & Super Powers Removed

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Nice haircut."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Mating rituals

Born to be Mild.

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"My husband's in advertising."

Your Ad Here.

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

"I think she's fully committed to me - She got an 'I'm with stupid' TATTOO!"

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

Dog Tattoo

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'