Fashion Faux-pas Detective T-Shirts

Are you up to seeing someone with a ponytail?

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

The Return Of The Minipants

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

Hipster Police Department

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"Take it. It's the dress code."

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Fifty Gallon Head.

"You might consider new socks as well."

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"What? I slept seven months."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."