Fashion Police Gifts

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"It's a soul patch, but luckily we've caught it early."

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

Who will where it best?

Brace yourself, mom. Someone posted compromising photos of your son online. What? Show me! Warning they're gross. My little Teddy?! With a Justin Bieber haircut? Told you they were nasty.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'A polyester leisure space suit and golf shoes!? Great. We've been discovered by aliens decades less advanced than we are.'

'We don't care if you're ZZ Top, ties required for gentlemen.'

Socks and sandals. Look bad for less.

This is a place of work, Harris. Go home and change.

"I don't care if all your friends like that. You go back and put on some more insulation, young lady!"

"What's up?"

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Punkins

'More hair than brains.'

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"Fashion Week"

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."