Fashion Police Volunteer Gifts

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"I just love these casual fridays."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Hipster Police Department

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'Because you're not a boy genius with a billion bucks - THAT's why you can't wear a hoodie to work.'

"I don't care if all your friends like that. You go back and put on some more insulation, young lady!"

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

Disaster struck Nigel at the base of Ben Nevils. His high heels had given out. He would now have to make the ascent wearing his Auntie Maud's pink slippers.

This is a place of work, Harris. Go home and change.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Missing socks squad.

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'Apparently the one code you're not familiar with is a dress code.'

Punk walking a dog, lead is attached to his own dog collar.

Punk and bull admire each other's nose rings.

"Huh - must be 'cancel couture'!"