Fashion Police Volunteer T-Shirts

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Hipster Police Department

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"I just love these casual fridays."

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

One Dollar, One Vote

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

'We don't care if you're ZZ Top, ties required for gentlemen.'

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

"I don't care if all your friends like that. You go back and put on some more insulation, young lady!"

'Because you're not a boy genius with a billion bucks - THAT's why you can't wear a hoodie to work.'

Where did you get a fig leaf TATTOO?

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Brace yourself, mom. Someone posted compromising photos of your son online. What? Show me! Warning they're gross. My little Teddy?! With a Justin Bieber haircut? Told you they were nasty.

This is a place of work, Harris. Go home and change.

Missing socks squad.

Disaster struck Nigel at the base of Ben Nevils. His high heels had given out. He would now have to make the ascent wearing his Auntie Maud's pink slippers.

Hmm, no, I think I prefer something off the rack.

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

"Huh - must be 'cancel couture'!"

"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."

Punk walking a dog, lead is attached to his own dog collar.