Fashion Police Trainee T-Shirts

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Hipster Police Department

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Fashion Nursery School

'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

Girl trying to be a woman

Lady in Blue Dress

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

The Moth Menace.

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"Come back after you've gained a few pounds."

"I don't care if all your friends like that. You go back and put on some more insulation, young lady!"

'My sneakers are made in Malaysia...my cap is made in China...my rucksack is made in Thailand...my pants are made in Indonesia - I just love geography!'

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

This is a place of work, Harris. Go home and change.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"He's still defining his brand."

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

"Inspected by #16."

"The haircut cost $20. I only had $10 on me."

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

Missing socks squad.

'Fine Alix, you don't have to go school shopping. I'll bring home jeans and shirts for you to try. . . but tomorrow, rain or shine, we're going shoe shopping.'