Fashion Police Trainee T-Shirts

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Hipster Police Department

Fashion Nursery School

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'

Lady in Blue Dress

Girl trying to be a woman

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

'We don't care if you're ZZ Top, ties required for gentlemen.'

The Moth Menace.

"I don't care if all your friends like that. You go back and put on some more insulation, young lady!"

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"Come back after you've gained a few pounds."

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

'My sneakers are made in Malaysia...my cap is made in China...my rucksack is made in Thailand...my pants are made in Indonesia - I just love geography!'

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

'Fine Alix, you don't have to go school shopping. I'll bring home jeans and shirts for you to try. . . but tomorrow, rain or shine, we're going shoe shopping.'

"The haircut cost $20. I only had $10 on me."

"Inspected by #16."

This is a place of work, Harris. Go home and change.

Missing socks squad.

Brace yourself, mom. Someone posted compromising photos of your son online. What? Show me! Warning they're gross. My little Teddy?! With a Justin Bieber haircut? Told you they were nasty.

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Hmm, no, I think I prefer something off the rack.

"He's still defining his brand."

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"