Fashion Police Mugs

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"It's a soul patch, but luckily we've caught it early."

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

Who will where it best?

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'A polyester leisure space suit and golf shoes!? Great. We've been discovered by aliens decades less advanced than we are.'

Socks and sandals. Look bad for less.

This is a place of work, Harris. Go home and change.

"I don't care if all your friends like that. You go back and put on some more insulation, young lady!"

"What's up?"

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Fashion Week"

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.