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"I'm trying to dress less traditional thug and more smart criminal."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

'Make it look like an accident.'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Bank Robbery Statistics

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Exposed and imprisoned.

Gullboy and Pigeonman

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"I hate when this happens."