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'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

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"Wow, you look sexy today."

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"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

"I've hired more attorneys. I call it the Layered Lawyer Look for Spring."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"I'm sorry...to work at Abbercrummy & Fetch, you must have an 'All-American' look."

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.

'Call me an idealist, but I believe this trial should be about more than mere testimony, evidence and legal mumbo jumbo. It should also be about which lawyer has the best three-piece suit.'

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

Fears

'It's the best charity shop in the high street.'

"Wow. I need either new glasses or a new hairdo."

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

Shop assistant looking at woman wearing a hideous outfit while her shadow is sick in a bucket.

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