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"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

'Call me an idealist, but I believe this trial should be about more than mere testimony, evidence and legal mumbo jumbo. It should also be about which lawyer has the best three-piece suit.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

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'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

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"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it.

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

"I've hired more attorneys. I call it the Layered Lawyer Look for Spring."

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

"What have you got that says, 'not guilty'?"

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

"Wow. I need either new glasses or a new hairdo."

'Tell the new young fella it's cute.. then send him home to change into a suit and tie.'

Shop assistant looking at woman wearing a hideous outfit while her shadow is sick in a bucket.

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

Maybe we should talk on the phone tonight to coordinate what we're going to wear to court tomorrow.

Minimal Chic.