Fashionista In The Courtroom Pillows

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

'Call me an idealist, but I believe this trial should be about more than mere testimony, evidence and legal mumbo jumbo. It should also be about which lawyer has the best three-piece suit.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

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"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

"I've hired more attorneys. I call it the Layered Lawyer Look for Spring."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it.

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

'Tell the new young fella it's cute.. then send him home to change into a suit and tie.'

"Wow. I need either new glasses or a new hairdo."

Minimal Chic.

Shop assistant looking at woman wearing a hideous outfit while her shadow is sick in a bucket.

Coiffures suitable for lady barristers