Judicial Fashionista Pillows

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

I love tennis

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

Holier Than Thou

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Cat tail etiquette.

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Decorator Farming

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it.

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

"I've hired more attorneys. I call it the Layered Lawyer Look for Spring."

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

Surgeon with hearts on his shirt.

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

"I made a video of your water baptism..."

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

"Very Republican. I love it."

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

We're from the bible belt

"I don't think God even cared that I had on two different colored socks!"