Fashionista In Crisis Prints

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

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"Wow, you look sexy today."

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Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

"We have to work on our tan lines."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

'Things you forgot to put on your list.'

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.

Fears

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

'Call me an idealist, but I believe this trial should be about more than mere testimony, evidence and legal mumbo jumbo. It should also be about which lawyer has the best three-piece suit.'

Bouncer picks out good-looking woman in queue for heaven. Man says: 'This, I did not expect.'

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

'It's the best charity shop in the high street.'

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

Minimal Chic.

'Hazmat suits are the new normal.'

"Wow. I need either new glasses or a new hairdo."

Shop assistant looking at woman wearing a hideous outfit while her shadow is sick in a bucket.

Man buying a mourning-band from a hatter